would you date my boy? i know he looks a little funny but he’s got a good heart and could listen to you talk for hours. he buys his own weed too
1 day ago on November 21st, 2023 | 20,940 notes
pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker
- stay home
- stay home
- stay home
- stay home
- stay home
- stay home
- stay home
- dont even think about going to a store
1 day ago on November 21st, 2023 | 37,926 notes
“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism
1 day ago on November 21st, 2023 | 139,290 notes

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE
1 day ago on November 21st, 2023 | 258,069 notes
dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer
Yes, yes, the dentist. We’ve all been there.
1 day ago on November 21st, 2023 | 82,899 notes
i’ve literally been here the whole time
1 day ago on November 21st, 2023 | 18,667 notes
yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot
5 days ago on November 17th, 2023 | 40,518 notes











