unclefather:

only-tiktoks:

kaijuno:

crazy-brazilian:

prohaloplayer:

would you date my boy? i know he looks a little funny but he’s got a good heart and could listen to you talk for hours. he buys his own weed too

someguyiguess:

pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker

• stay home
• stay home
• stay home
• stay home
• stay home
• stay home
• stay home
• dont even think about going to a store

smallpox-juicebox:

arandomthot:

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

0rb-it:

je suis struggling

kalichnikov:

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

theyshapedlikefriends:

theyshapedlikefriends:

*gives you this*

operation-teleport:

masochistrights:

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

uncomfortablecliche:

dio7r:

i’ve literally been here the whole time

fairycosmos:

yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot

sothisisablog:

lionfloss: