Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.
MaryAnne, 18, NerdFighter.
If you have any questions, need any advice, or simply someone to talk to, feel free to come to me.
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
"You have the bridge, Number One. I’ll be in the holodeck."
"The holodeck, sir?"
"It appears as if I’ve been granted one extra hour in the ball pit and I do not intend on wasting a single second of it."
for real though frick those horror movies that have creepy shit happen during the day time. like no. no. no you don’t. day time is safe time. that is safe time. nothing bad can happen during safe time. that is against the rules. frick you
do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal
WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?
she on her way out anyway
me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
there it is, the joke we have all been waiting for…
I forgot how hilarious this tumblr is